KALE AND APPLE SALAD WITH BACON AND CANDIED PECANS

I’m finally recovered enough from Thanksgiving to post some turkey photos and a great salad recipe that debuted at our Thanksgiving dinner.

I decorated the grownups’ table with several estate sale finds — the glass pumpkins, the centerpiece bowl, the mirrored runner, and the candelabra all came from estate sales and thrift shops:

The kids’ table had an herb-filled turkey basket as a centerpiece:

My mother-in-law gave me this unusual driftwood turkey to add to my collection of Thanksgiving decorations, which I filled with an assortment of succulents:

One of my favorite turkeys is this vintage hand-crafted one that I found on ebay last year:

There was, of course, turkey food.  There was a turkey veggie platter that I brought to my son’s friend’s house (nailed it, right?):

And a turkey-decorated caramelized pear cheesecake (my daughter won a gift certificate for $1000 worth of school supplies for this design, which we donated to a local underserved elementary):

Can’t forget the turkey cupcakes:

And finally, the real deal turkey, prepared by my husband:

Although most of the food at our Thanksgiving dinner was traditional, I tried out a new kale salad on the family.  The original recipe came from Food & Wine Magazine, but I made several changes.  It is a beautiful and delicious salad — a knockout, really — that the family loved, and which will definitely reappear during the holidays.

KALE AND APPLE SALAD WITH BACON AND CANDIED PECANS
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Recipe type: Salad
 
Ingredients
  • 2 cups pecans
  • ½ cup confectioners' sugar
  • ½ teaspoon cayenne
  • 1-1/2 teaspoons kosher salt
  • 6 slices thick-cut bacon, cut into ½" dice
  • ¼ cup olive oil
  • ¼ cup white wine vinegar
  • 2 tablespoons caper brine (from a jar of capers)
  • 3 tablespoons maple syrup
  • Salt and pepper, to taste
  • 2 Granny Smith Apples, cut into matchsticks
  • ½ small head of red cabbage, cored and thinly sliced
  • 1 large bunch kale, stems removed, and thinly sliced
  • 2 ounces shaved parmesan cheese
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a small bowl, cover pecans with water, then drain in a colander. In a medium bowl, whisk together the confectioners' sugar, cayenne, and 1-1/2 teaspoons salt. Add the pecans and toss to coat the pecans. Transfer to colander and shake off any excess coating. Arrange the pecans on a parchment-lined baking sheet and bake for 10-12 minutes, until the sugar is lightly caramelized and the pecans are golden brown. Remove from oven and set aside.
  2. Place the bacon in a nonstick skillet over medium heat and cook, stirring frequently, until bacon is crisp. Strain the pan drippings into a medium bowl, and transfer bacon to a paper towel-lined plate. Add the olive oil, vinegar, caper brine, and maple syrup to the bacon drippings and whisk to combine. Season with salt and pepper.
  3. Place the kale in a large salad bowl. Add the apples, cabbage, parmesan cheese, bacon, and pecans, and toss to combine. Pour dressing over salad and toss again.

 Kale and Apple Salad with Bacon and Candied Pecans

WATERGATE SALAD (a/k/a GREEN STUFF)

Doesn’t this look like the ideal Thanksgiving?  The butler carves the perfectly browned, crisp-skinned turkey, while the children, dressed in their Sunday finest, watch delightedly.  The adults gather in another room, to avoid having to interact with the host’s offspring, pets, and hired help.  Oh, and drink.  A lot.  This, of course, is a purely fictional Thanksgiving — a vintage press photo that I found on ebay.  The children, if in fact they are human children, are models.

Nope, for most of us, Thanksgiving is all about putting the fun in dysfunctional.  Like the family in this vintage Polaroid that I also found on ebay.

You can tell that this is a special day because everyone has their own bottle of sodie pop.  Yes, I say screw the Waterford.  And what’s that on the corner of the table — last year’s fruitcake?  Woo hoo!

Notice how Mom has put the plastic covering on the lamp shades, to protect them from — what?  Dust?  Aliens?

More likely it is to protect them in the event a food fight breaks out, because you never know what might happen when Cousin Earl shows up wearing Aunt Thelma’s shirt.

I’m a little confused by the turkey.  Was it a vampire turkey and they were trying to drive a stake through its heart?  What a dramatic presentation!

One thing about Thanksgiving with my family — contrary to what the food magazines would have me believe, this is NOT the time to try out new recipes.  My family looks forward to our traditional Thanksgiving dishes — roast turkey, mashed potatoes, whipped sweet potatoes, Pepperidge Farm stuffing, green beans, and cranberry relish.  The achiote-rubbed turkey, the green beans with pancetta and shallots, the sesame and green onion smashed potatoes, and the jalapeno cranberry salsa will have to wait for another day.  I am trying out a new salad this year, but I have an old standby too, just in case.

Watergate Salad, also known as Green Stuff, is another family favorite that will also be on our Thanksgiving table.  Pistachio pudding mix, marshmallows, whipped topping, pecans, and crushed pineapple combine to create what my neighbor calls “paradise.”  It is the stuff of 1970s Junior League cookbooks, right up there with Tuna Noodle Casserole.  Don’t ask me why it’s called a salad, it just is.  If you’ve grown weary of the whole “farm to table” thing, and are yearning for a little “factory to table” cuisine this holiday season, whip up a batch of this pale green deliciousness.

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WATERGATE SALAD (a/k/a GREEN STUFF)
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Recipe type: Salad, Dessert
 
Ingredients
  • 4-serving size package instant pistachio pudding mix
  • 20-ounce can crushed pineapple (do not drain)
  • 1 cup chopped pecans
  • 1 cup miniature marshmallows
  • 9-ounce carton frozen whipped topping, thawed
Instructions
  1. Place pistachio pudding mix and pineapple, with its liquid, in a large bowl. Stir in pecans and marshmallows. Fold in whipped topping. Transfer to a 9 x 13 inch dish and refrigerate for 24 hours. Serve cold.

 I give thanks for Green Stuff