BRECKENRIDGE SUMMER VACATION

Who said that practicing law isn’t fun?  Take this laughable auto-response email that came across my desk recently from opposing counsel in one of my appeals:

“I am assigned to trial Monday, August 10 at 9:00 a.m.  As soon as that trial concludes I will be leaving for a long planned two week summer vacation.  Upon my return I will delete every email received over the three week period.  It is therefore essential that you forward your email to my secretary . . . .  If the matter needs any attention before August 31 please call her, or my law partner . . . .  Please keep in mind when I am in trial and when I am on vacation I never check email.

Hilarious, no?  I don’t hold it against him for drafting a stupid email — we all make bonehead mistakes once in a while.  But the arrogance?  Seriously — is he traveling off the grid?  What other communications will he destroy upon his return?  Tear up all his mail?  Erase all his voicemail messages?  Throw out any packages that arrived in his absence?  I don’t know about you, but in a million years I would not hire this lawyer to represent me.  Or fix my toilet.  I briefly toyed with the idea of starting a Facebook campaign to flood him with 1 million emails while he was on vacation, but thought better of it.

My family went on vacation this summer, and yes, we checked our emails occasionally. Okay, constantly.  Might have even done an hour or two of work while on vacation.  It just goes with the territory.  We weren’t off the grid, we were in Breckenridge.  And I would rather have it that way than what it was like when I first started practicing in New York. During a three-week trip to France (a delayed bar exam trip), I received exactly one message in my absence — it was left by mother, and warned me to watch out for terrorists.  Don’t really need to tell you how that job turned out, do I?  So yeah, I’d rather hear from my boss with something that needs my attention because I’m important and irreplaceable (girl can dream, right?).

Our first stop in Colorado was the Hertz service center in Denver.  What a bizarre scene that was.  After waiting in line for 45 minutes or so, you are directed to an area with rows of kiosks, where you then Skype with an agent located anywhere but Denver.  I found this all quite amusing.

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Patience is a virtue

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Kids never run out of ways to entertain themselves

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Your kiosk awaits

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Say hello to Agent Melva!

There is an inherent tension in our family vacations.  This is because my kids’ idea of a great vacation is to sit in a condo with unlimited free wi-fi, whereas my husband’s idea of a great vacation is to spend it doing things that involve at least a slight risk of death. We managed to find a number of activities that struck a compromise, such as hiking. It’s impossible to ignore the beauty of Breckenridge, and the cool weather was a welcome break from the triple-digit weather we left behind in Houston.

I was jealous of the overflowing flower baskets that lined the streets of Breckenridge, as all I can manage to grow this time of year in Houston is dried herbs (one day someone will laugh at this joke — is today the day?).

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One of my favorite things was seeing the abundant wildflowers on our hikes:

We had fun geocaching along the trails:

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A teeny tiny microcache

The kids were excited to find a patch of snow and throw a few snowballs:

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My daughter just had to take the obligatory feet-in-the-landscape photo:

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Personally, I hate photos like this.  I’m going to buy her a pair of rubber gorilla feet to use for our next vacation — that would at least be good for a laugh, don’t you think?

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Another thing we enjoyed was the Vail Farmers’ Market and Art Show, about 40 minutes from Breckenridge. untitled                                                vailfarmersmarket.com

The Vail Farmers’ Market is held on Sundays during the summer months, and has more than 135 tents, with food, produce, art, clothing, jewelry, and accessories.  I thought the paella-in-a-cup stand was a great idea:

I picked up a colorful woven basket to use at the farmers’ market at home:

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All in all, Breckenridge was a nice getaway.  I have to admit, though, that by the end of the week we were missing our dogs, the kids were anxious about the start of the school year, and we were ready to come home.

WEST TEXAS LEGAL TRAVEL

Earlier this summer I got to travel with my boss to west Texas for oral argument in an appeal in which I drafted the brief.  I was especially excited for this trip because I’d never been to this part of the state.  The court we were appearing before usually sits in El Paso, but on this occasion, the justices apparently decided that they might enjoy a trip too, and argument was held in one of the counties they serve.

The journey began with a flight to Midland, which is located in the oil-rich Permian Basin, and is home to Texas’s top oil and gas producers.  As we approached Midland, the view out the airplane window was different than anything I’d seen before:

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As my boss explained to me, the tan squares are well pads, and the blue rectangles are fracking fluid and retention ponds.

From Midland we had to drive 170 miles to our hotel in Marathon, Texas.  Leaving Midland we passed a sobering sign of the times — oil rigs sitting idly, waiting to be put into service:

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It wasn’t too long before the scenery started to change, and Interstate 20 got infinitely more interesting the closer we got to Big Bend:

Yucca were in bloom everywhere, and rose up like candle flames across the landscape:

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Although I thought the drive might be tedious, it wasn’t.  We drove along, chatting, slightly hypnotized by the landscape.  At one point we realized that we had probably passed our exit.  Sure enough, we had overshot it — by 80 miles!   This meant that we had to turn around and drive another 80 miles back to where we were supposed to turn off. And so our 170-mile road trip turned into 300-something miles.  If I had been traveling with one of the partners from my last job (which I hated), I would have considered jumping out the window at this point.  But my boss and I thought it was kind of hilarious.  Driving 100 mph, it didn’t take us too long to get back to where we were supposed to be.

There were two things I learned about survival on this stretch of highway.  First — fill up your tank, use the restroom, and buy a drink before you get on it,  because there are no rest stops, no signs screaming to hold it because there’s a Buc-ee’s ahead, no gas stations, no nothing. Just miles and miles of desert highway with very few cars traveling it. Second, slow down for buzzards.  In and around Houston, I’ve seen plenty of buzzards — turkey vultures, to be precise — circling overhead and in fields, but never sitting on the roadways due to the amount of traffic.  On the wide open and not heavily traveled road, however, buzzards feasting on roadkill was a common sight.  But buzzards are either stupid, fearless, or sneaky, and these big birds will wait until you are almost upon them before they take off — often right smack into your car — and have been known to shatter windshields and dent vehicles.  They will also scare the crap out of you when they do this.

We stayed at the historic Gage Hotel in Marathon.

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The main building was built in 1927.

The newer Los Portales area, where we stayed, is made up of 20 pueblo-style rooms surrounding a courtyard.

The hotel was charming, with lots of areas to sit for a spell:

And a few reminders that you’re in west Texas:

The White Buffalo Bar at the hotel serves some great cocktails:

People come from all over to eat at the hotel’s upscale 12 Gage restaurant:

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As I’ve mentioned before, one of the biggest perks of business travel, for me, is having a room to myself:

Can you spot what’s missing in the picture of my room?  Here’s a clue:

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The next morning we headed out bright and early to Alpine for oral argument.  Alpine is located in Brewster County, population approximately 9,200, which is the largest county by area in Texas, and is more than three times the size of Delaware.

The Brewster County Courthouse, was built in 1887 in the American Second Empire style.

The WWII Howitzer on the front lawn was obtained by the Brewster County Commissioners Court, all the members of which at the time were WWII veterans, to serve as a monument to American heroes:

The courtroom was not paneled in the dark mahogany-stained wood I’m so used to, but was done in a lighter, brighter, more friendly shade:

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The proceedings were very different from those I’ve been to in other courts.  Usually, the justices don’t come out until it’s time for argument and then it’s all business, after which they quickly retreat to chambers.  Here, however, in this quaint west Texas town, the justices were milling about before arguments began, without their robes, visiting with the lawyers and courtroom personnel.  It was really nice.  The courtroom only had seating for a single judge, but this did not faze the justices — they just pulled up three chairs and happily squished together behind the bench.  Someone ran downstairs and hauled up a podium for the lawyers to use as they addressed the court.  I guess it was a treat for the Brewster County court personnel to have the court of appeals visiting, as many of them came to watch the three arguments taking place that morning.

Oral argument went well, and as usual, my boss did great, expertly fielding the justices’ questions, and arguing in his typically animated style.  The panel listened attentively, and we left hopeful — as we always do — that  we would prevail.  We won’t know the outcome, however, for quite some time.  UPDATE:  We won.

The trip was a fun and interesting break from my usual routine, and I very much appreciated that I got to go along, although I doubt my boss will ever trust my navigation skills again. I’ll definitely be looking forward to more Texas business travels. 😊