RED AND GREEN SOUP

I found these bangles on ebay.  They’re made of bakelite, or polyoxybenzylmethylenglocolanhydride, for the chemistry geeks out there.  Bakelite is an early plastic, developed in 1907 by  Leo Baekelandl, and has become very collectible.  People love bakelite bangles for the distinctive “clunk” they make when tapped together.  Kind of like my kids’ heads.  🙂

Bakelite comes in a variety of colors, and is often referred to with food names, such as root beer, creamed corn, spinach, peanut butter, and apple juice.  When I was a kid, my dad had an old car with a dashboard that I now realize must have been made of bakelite.  It looked a lot like this:

My sister and I used to say it looked like Chinese food.  I think the dish we were specifically referring to was Shrimp with Lobster Sauce, which was a family favorite back then, and is one of the most unappetizing dishes I can think of:

shrimp

Shrimp with Lobster Sauce.  Mmmmm — or not? 

Creamed corn, shrimp with lobster sauce, whatever.  Anyway, I love bakelite bangles and the warm colors they come in.  I even collected them for a while and made desk accessories out of them:

 Mom’s got too much time on her hands

I have my own food names for the Christmas-y red and green bangles that have inspired today’s recipe.  The green I call Asparagus Soup, and the red is Red Pepper Soup, because they remind me of the soup I have been making on Christmas Eve for over a decade.  These two soups are both great on their own, but when poured side by side in a shallow bowl, they are a wonderful and showy start to a holiday meal.

Start by making a batch of Asparagus Soup and a batch of Red Pepper Soup.  To serve, you’ll need two 1-cup measuring cups — Pyrex glass measuring cups with a spout work especially well.  Fill one cup about 2/3 full with Asparagus Soup and the other 2/3 full with Red Pepper Soup.  Pour one soup slowly down one side of a shallow soup bowl while simultaneously pouring the other soup down the opposite side.  The soups should meet in the middle of the bowl and not blend together.  (The Asparagus Soup is usually the thicker of the two soups and provides a sort of wall against which the Red Pepper Soup rests.). My family looks forward to garnishing their soup with a squiggle of sour cream (dilute sour cream with a few teaspoons of water and place in a plastic squeeze bottle or ziploc bag with the corner snipped off).

ASPARAGUS SOUP
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Recipe type: Soup
 
Ingredients
  • 3 tablespoons butter
  • 1 medium onion, chopped
  • 3 tablespoons flour
  • 2 14-1/2 ounce cans chicken broth
  • 2 pounds fresh asparagus, tough ends discarded, cut into 1" pieces
  • 1 teaspoon herbes de Provence
  • Salt and pepper, to taste
  • 3 tablespoons half and half
Instructions
  1. Melt butter in a large stockpot over medium high heat. Add the onion and saute until tender. Add the flour and stir for 2 minutes. Gradually stir in the chicken broth. Bring the mixture to boil over high heat, then add the asparagus and herbes de Provence. Reduce heat, cover, and simmer until the asparagus is very tender, approximately 25 minutes. Cool slightly.
  2. Puree the soup in a food processor or blender. (Do not fill the container more than half full -- hot liquids expand when blended, and if container is too full, the lid will blow off and hot soup will splatter everywhere.) Return the soup to the stockpot and season with salt and pepper. Stir in the half and half and cook over medium heat until heated through.

 
RED PEPPER SOUP
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Recipe type: Soup
 
Ingredients
  • 4 large red bell peppers
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • 1 medium onion, chopped
  • 2 14-1/2 ounce cans chicken broth
  • ½ teaspoon herbes de Provence
  • Pinch of dried tarragon
  • Pinch of cayenne
  • Salt and pepper, to taste
  • 3 tablespoons half and half
Instructions
  1. Preheat broiler. Halve peppers lengthwise, discarding stems, sees, and ribs. Place skin side up on a foil-lined baking sheet and broil until skins are blistered and charred, approximately 8-12 minutes. Transfer peppers to a bowl, cover with plastic wrap, and let stand until cool enough to handle. Peel peppers and slice into thin strips.
  2. Melt butter in a large stockpot over medium high heat. Add the onion and saute until tender. Stir in peppers, broth, and herbes de Provence. Bring to a boil, reduce heat, cover, and simmer for 20 minutes.
  3. Puree the soup in a food processor or blender. (Do not fill the container more than half full -- hot liquids expand when blended, and if container is too full, the lid will blow off and hot soup will splatter everywhere.) Return the soup to the stockpot and add tarragon and cayenne. Season with salt and pepper. Stir in the half and half and cook over medium heat until heated through.

 Slowly pour the two soups down the side of the shallow bowl

 Meeting in the middle

 Ta da — Christmas Eve Red and Green Soup! 

 Sour cream Christmas tree garnish by my daughter

 Sour cream doggie garnish — also by my daughter

Merry Christmas to all . . . 

 And to all a good night.

DOUBLE COCONUT MACAROONS

Wishing you a zombie Christmas?

Having your picture taken with Santa can be a scary experience for kids.  This is because  strangers sweating in rented costumes are creepy.  But the Santa in this vintage photo I found on ebay takes creepy to a whole new level.  What’s with the mask?  I thought Santa was supposed to have twinkling eyes, not a blank zombie stare:

Little Johnny, in his sweet little cowboy plumber outfit, has apparently already succumbed to zombie Santa’s powers:

While little Susie is trying to resist:

Shhh, dolly.  Look away — don’t make eye contact!

Here’s another creepy masked Santa photo from ebay (for those of you familiar with Boy Scouts, this picture suggests that sometimes even 2-deep leadership might not be enough):

 World’s worst Eagle scout project

In fairness, Santa does not have a lock on the “sweaty adults in rented  costumes scaring kids” thing.  My kids have had the bejeebers scared out of them by grownups dressed up as Teletubbies, the Easter bunny, Power Puff Girls, and Spiderman, to name a few.  And,  of course, clowns.  But no one instilled more fear in my son when he was little than Chuck E. Cheese — the giant unloveable rat.

I don’t know that my kids ever really believed in Santa, or the tooth fairy, or the Easter bunny, but they did enjoy the rituals associated with them.  Even though they’re teenagers now, we’ll still leave out a plate of cookies, just in case a sweaty guy in a rented costume swings by with a few gifts.  Inspired by these photos of men trying to make Christmas just  a little more magical, I am leaving Santa Double Coconut Macaroons this year.  If you like coconut, these are really good.  The recipe originally came from Bon Appetit in 1994.  The recipe only makes around a dozen macaroons, so I recommend doubling the recipe if you are expecting more than one Santa.

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DOUBLE COCONUT MACAROONS
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Recipe type: Cookies
 
Ingredients
  • 2 7-ounce packages sweetened flaked coconut
  • ⅔ cup packed powdered sugar
  • ¼ cup canned cream of coconut
  • 1 ounce cream cheese, softened
  • 3 tablespoons flour
  • 1 egg white
  • ½ teaspoon vanilla
  • Pinch of salt
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees.
  2. Place one 7-ounce package of coconut and powdered sugar in a food processor and pulse until coconut is finely chopped and mixture is moist. Add cream of coconut, cream cheese, flour, egg white, vanilla, and salt, and process until well blended. Transfer dough to a medium bowl.
  3. Place remaining coconut in a pie plate or shallow bowl. Drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls into coconut and roll to coat completely. Using the palms of your hands, gently roll dough into balls about 1-1/2 inches in diameter. Place macaroons on a greased baking sheet, and bake until golden brown and just firm to touch, approximately 35 minutes. Cool completely on wire racks.
  4. Makes about 2 dozen
  5. Optional: Place ½ pound of chopped bittersweet or dark chocolate in a bowl and melt in microwave, heating in 30-second intervals and stirring until smooth. Spread melted chocolate on bottom of cookie. Place cookie, chocolate side up, on a large baking sheet lined with waxed paper. Repeat with remaining cookies. Refrigerate until chocolate sets, approximately 15-30 minutes.

 

 Fluffy coconut snowballs ready to go in the oven

 Toasty!

 A little chocolate never hurts

  •  Merry Christmas Santa!