ALMOND-CRUSTED BACON SPINACH QUICHE

I found this vintage bell at an estate sale:

It was made in Taiwan by Lago in 1979:

The bell, as you might expect, inspired me to make something for St. Patrick’s Day.  Not being Irish, however, and having lost my taste for green beer several decades ago, I don’t get all Erin Go Bragh about St. Patrick’s Day.  If I did, I might make corned beef and cabbage, like Kroger was encouraging me to:

But I don’t.  Nevertheless, this March I am excited to celebrate green.  After last month’s unprecedented winter storm (and epic grid failure), Houston landscapes, which were just about ready to explode with spring color, turned brown.

Heartbreaking.  Houston gardeners are left wondering what will come back and what was lost to the hard freeze.  Pretty sure my two little citrus trees didn’t make it.  Still hoping for the spectacular gardenia tree that straddles my yard and my neighbor’s yard to show some sign of life.  Then I saw these little green leaves peeking out on some of my other trees, and I was happy.  Hopeful.

Inspired by the bell and all things green this St. Patrick’s Day, I made an almond-crusted bacon and spinach quiche — spinach is green, after all (work with me here).  Every other quiche I ever made started with a Pillsbury refrigerated pie crust, which explains why the crust was usually left behind on the plate.  I have a love/hate relationship with Pillsbury pie crusts — love how easy they are, hate how they taste.  Really need to make my own pie crusts.

This quiche has an almond flour crust, which we all really liked.  I go through a lot of almond flour these days.  I don’t favor any particular brand, but the name of this brand — Nut Up — is kinda hilarious to me (if you don’t understand why, check here):

I think if you served this quiche with a Guinness stout, there is a good chance you could get lucky this St. Patrick’s Day.

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ALMOND-CRUSTED BACON SPINACH QUICHE
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Ingredients
  • For the crust
  • 2 cups almond flour
  • 1 tablespoon minced garlic
  • ⅓ cup butter, melted
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • ¼ teaspoon pepper
  • 2 tablespoons water
  • For the filling
  • 2 teaspoons olive oil
  • 5 ounces fresh spinach, coarsely chopped
  • 6 eggs
  • ½ cup heavy cream
  • ½ cup almond milk
  • 1 cup shredded cheddar, divided use
  • 8 ounces cooked bacon, crumbled
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • ½ teaspoon pepper
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Grease a 9-inch pie plate.
  2. Place crust ingredients in a medium bowl and mix together until a ball forms. Press crust evenly into pie plate. Bake for 15-20 minutes, until lightly golden.
  3. Meanwhile, heat oil in a medium nonstick skillet.  Add spinach and saute until wilted.  Set aside.
  4. In a large bowl, whisk together eggs, cream, and almond milk.  Add spinach, bacon, ½ cup cheese, salt, and pepper, and stir until combined.  Pour into crust.  Sprinkle remaining ½ cup cheese over top, and bake for 35-40 minutes, until filling is set and a knife inserted in center comes out clean.  Allow to cool before slicing.

Ready for the oven

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Oops — forgot to mention that the quiche was made with farm-fresh eggs from my fabulous neighbor’s ranch.  <3

 

 

HAM AND CHEESE QUICHE

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great . . .

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big scary ski mask?

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What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker!

I found these hilarious egg cups on ebay.  I don’t know which is scarier — the ski masks for soft-boiled eggs, or the fact that someone actually made ski masks for soft-boiled eggs.  I’m pretty sure the day my husband comes home and finds me knitting ski caps for eggs is the day I get to start using my maiden name again.

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I can hardly wait to surprise the kids with these at breakfast on Easter morning.  It’ll give them something to share with their therapist some day.

Looking around the interwebs, I was surprised to find a lot of off-color versions of the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme.  Today, however, all the king’s horses and all the king’s men are going to enjoy Ham and Cheese Quiche, inspired by these weird little eggheads.  This quiche is one of my son’s favorite dishes, and I’ve sent it along with many compassion meals.  Quiche is awesome — it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, appetizer, a car, whatever you want it to be.  It’s simple as pie to make, and comes out great every time.  There are a gazillion versions of the basic recipe out there, but the proportion of eggs, lowfat milk, and half and half in this one results in a fluffy quiche that we like.  You can make your own crust, if you prefer, but like my friend once told me when I suggested she could make her own baby food, “Yeah, I could wash cloth diapers too, but that’s not gonna happen.”

HAM AND CHEESE QUICHE
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Recipe type: Appetizer, Main Course
 
Ingredients
  • 1 refrigerated pie crust, thawed
  • 4 ounces smoked ham, chopped
  • 2 cups (8 ounces) grated Swiss cheese, divided use
  • 6 large eggs
  • ½ cup half and half
  • ½ cup lowfat milk
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • ⅛ teaspoon cayenne
  • ⅛ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • ⅛ teaspoon ground nutmeg
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Fit pie crust into a 9" deep dish pie plate. Fold edges under, and crimp decoratively. Bake for 7 minutes, then remove from oven and set aside. Reduce oven temperature to 350 degrees.
  2. Sprinkle ham and 1 cup cheese into prepared crust. In a medium bowl, whisk together eggs, half and half, milk, salt, cayenne, pepper, and nutmeg. Pour mixture into crust and sprinkle with remaining cheese. Bake until quiche is set, approximately 35 to 40 minutes. Let stand 10 minutes before serving.

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Off to a great start

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 Ready for the oven

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 Real men DO eat quiche — trust me!

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 Quiche me, quick!