PISTACHIO BUNDT CAKE

Sandwiched in between Valentine’s Day and Easter, St. Patrick’s Day isn’t a big marketing event for prepared foods.  In fact, the only two items I found were these TastyKake Creme Filled Snowballs covered in green coconut:And these Keogh’s Shamrock and Sour Cream Potato Crisps, which claim to “combine the delicious tangy taste of Sour Cream with the freshness of traditional Irish Shamrock”: 

Stick with sour cream and onion

Taking St. Patrick’s Day matters into my own hands, I made a batch of cereal treats using Lucky Charms, which I found to be magically disgusting:

Should have stuck with Rice Krispies

Undeterred by the Lucky Charms fail, I dove deep into my files and found a recipe for Pistachio Cake that I remembered making many years ago.  The recipe came from a Hollywood Video flyer (for those of you too young to remember Hollywood Video, think of it as a prequel to Netflix).  It was pitched as a St. Patrick’s Day cake for obvious reasons.

If you’re looking for something different for St. Patrick’s Day, this dense, moist, green cake might fit the bill.

PISTACHIO BUNDT CAKE
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Ingredients
  • For the cake:
  • 1-1/2 sticks butter, melted
  • 1-2/3 cups sugar
  • 5 eggs
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla
  • 2 cups flour
  • 2 small boxes Jell-O pistachio pudding
  • 4 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 2 cups milk
  • For the icing:
  • 1 small box Jell-O pistachio pudding
  • 3 cups powdered sugar
  • ¼ cup butter, softened
  • ¾ cup whipping cream
  • Green and white sprinkles, for optional decoration
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Spray a bundt pan with cooking spray (alternatively, can use a 9 x 12 baking dish).
  2. Place butter and sugar in a large bowl and beat with an electric mixer until combined. Beat in eggs, one at a time. Beat in vanilla.
  3. In a separate bowl, mix together flour, pudding, baking powder, and salt. Add dry ingredients to butter mixture, alternating with milk, and beat on low speed until combined.
  4. Spoon batter into prepared pan. Bake for 50-60 minutes, until done and a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Allow to call, then turn cake out onto a plate.
  5. To make icing, place all ingredients in a medium bowl, and beat with an electric mixer until smooth and creamy. Spread icing on cooled cake. Decorate with sprinkles, if using.

A hint of the green inside

Cooled and ready to be iced

Hmmm — needs something more

Sprinkles to the rescue

Oh yes, much more St. Patrick’s Day-like

Ready for St. Patrick’s Day (or Shrek’s birthday)

JAPANESE CAT REMIX — PISTACHIO LIME CAKE

In July 2012, I posted a recipe for Gingered Tuna Salad that was inspired by this carved Japanese cat:

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I’ve since learned that it’s not a cat.  Not even close.  Color me embarrassed.  It’s a Tanuki–a “magical fox-like dog with shape-shifting powers, trickster and spook, original evil, now benevolent modern-day icon of generosity, cheer, and prosperity found often outside Japanese bars and restaurants.”  I also learned that it’s made out of keyaki or zelkova wood.

The “fun-loving Tanuki” is characterized by a big tummy, straw hat, puzzled facial expression, and giant scrotum (no kidding), and he carries a sake flask and a promissory note.  This explains several of the features of my carved guy that I couldn’t identify, particularly the giant scrotum (no kidding).  It gives new meaning to the phrase “grow a pair,” and I’m afraid I can’t look at the little fella now without blushing.

The Tanuki is not just a mythical creature, it’s also a real animal, sometimes called the Japanese Raccoon Dog — “an atypical species of dog with distinctive stripes of black fur under its eyes.”  Once upon a time, they were hunted for their meat, fur, and their scrotal skin (of course), which according to Wikipedia, was “used as a malleable sack for hammering gold into gold leaf.”

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Watcha hidin’ little fella?

So I was totally wrong about the Japanese cat.  Don’t you hate when you think something is one thing and it turns out to be something else?  For example, my neighbors have a prolific lemon tree in their front yard.  I may have, from time to time, “borrowed” a lemon or two from their tree:

Well, it turns out that the lemons I’ve been “borrowing” from my neighbors are actually limes.  Color me embarrassed.

Inspired by the Japanese cat Tanuki and the juicy lemons limes that are falling from my neighbor’s tree faster than I can steal borrow them, I baked a Pistachio Lime Cake.  The recipe is only slightly adapted from this recipe from the Tasting Room in Houston, originally published in the April 2012 edition of Bon Appetit.  This cake may look like a simple pound cake, but don’t be fooled — this is an extraordinary, tender, buttery cake, with a well-defined hit of citrus and nuttiness from the pistachios.

PISTACHIO LIME CAKE
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Recipe type: Cake
 
Ingredients
  • 8 ounces butter, softened
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 5 eggs
  • 2 tablespoons fresh lime juice
  • 1 teaspoon grated lime zest
  • 2 tablespoons fresh orange juice
  • 2 teaspoons grated orange zest
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 2 cups flour, plus extra for dusting pan
  • 1 cup shelled pistachios, divided use
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 325°. Spray a 9x5x3" loaf pan* with nonstick spray and dust with flour. Shake pan over sink to remove any excess flour.
  2. Place butter in a large bowl, and using an electric mixer, beat until light and fluffy. Add sugar, and beat until thoroughly combined. Add eggs one at a time, beating to incorporate after each addition. Add juices and zests and beat until well combined (mixture will look curdled). Fold in baking powder, salt, and flour until just blended. Fold in ¾ cup pistachios.
  3. Pour batter into prepared pan and smooth top with an offset spatula. Sprinkle remaining ¼ cup pistachios over batter. Bake cake, rotating halfway through, until a tester inserted into center comes out clean, about 1-1/2 hours. Transfer cake to a wire rack and let cool completely in pan. Run a sharp knife around sides to loosen. and unmold cake.
  4. *Can also be made in 4 mini loaf pans, and reduce baking time to approximately 1 hour. Excellent for gift-giving.

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 Pistachios add color and crunch

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 Steal borrow a few lemons limes and make this delicious cake